The most important thing said

The most important thing said


whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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fromchive:

 empty stomach

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leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

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britta-saurus:

Interviewer: So have you learned anything about each other on this trip? 
Anthony: His favorite fruit is raspberries. 
Sebastian: It’s blueberries. (x)

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fallingintotheblackhorizon:

wizards-of-the-tardis:

dan-is-our-moon-child:

DAN

I love this so much

…i shouldve expected that…
bahahhh dan

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jamespotterstolemyknickers:

ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO KNOW ALL THE NITTY GRITTY DETAILS OF THE MARAUDERS’ LIVES LIKE WHAT WERE THEIR FAVOURITE FOODS? DID THEY HAVE ANY EMBARRASSING BIRTHMARKS? FAVOURITE SUBJECTS? LEAST FAVOURITE SUBJECTS? WAS JAMES A LEFTIE OR A RIGHTIE? DID SIRIUS PLAY QUIDDITCH? WHAT MADE PETER GO DARK? DID REMUS READ BOTH MUGGLE AND MAGICAL LITERATURE? WAS THERE MAGICAL LITERATURE? I JUST WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING

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makeyourdeduction:

caphairdadbeard:

image

are you kidding me right now???

in which the entire cast of the avengers are indistinguishable from their characters

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bdb