THE ONLY THING THAT COULD EVER MAKE ME UNMITIGATEDLY HAPPY IS SPIDERMAN BEING IN AGE OF ULTRON
PETER PARKER BEING INCLUDED WITH THE REST OF THE AVENGERS (◡‿◡✿)
PETER BEING ALL NERVOUS AND SKITTISH WHEN FIRST INTRODUCED TO STARK TOWER BUT BRUCE GIVING HIM A KNOWING…
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him
THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY.
THERE IS NO WAGE GAP.
THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE.
FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE MOVEMENT.
do you even live on earth or like are you blogging somewhere on neptune if so hows the food there
THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE